Yep, she’s tops. Her name is Lola. Pay comes in the form of walkies and kibble. Wish I could convince our editors and cover designers to charge the same fee.
You’re wondering if your eyes are deceiving you. Is that a diaper she’s wearing? Why yes, yes it is. She’s in heat. You just haven’t lived until you’ve diapered a dog. I wonder if she gets PMS? Or cramps? As long as she doesn’t ask for a day off on account of “the Curse,” I’m good.
P.S. This is my son’s dog. Cute as a bug’s ear. But can’t staple worth a tinker’s damn.